HEIFERS

Pub that exists solely as a pick-up joint. Floor plan and general ambience as per Sweaty O'Dipsticks-- overcrowded, loud bland music, piss-poor pints-- enhanced (sic) with a ill-lit rectangle of open space laughingly referred to as the `dancefloor' and a range of watered-down cocktails with slightly risque names, seduction of chubby culchie office workers for the use of.

Example

Copper Face Jacks.

Representative bar population

Slappers, students, nurses, young office types.